My tweets

• Mon, 21:08: How could they do this to London? It’s heartbreaking.
• Mon, 21:14: If you’re walking about carrying an imitation gun and u’re over the age of eight of course the police have to treat u like a scumbag gunman
• Mon, 21:31: Hasn’t Bob Mortimer got good legs? #shootingstars
• Tue, 12:33: RT @prodnose Time politicians/police stop “deploring in strongest possible terms”. Thats a GIVEN you dopes, now what are you going to DO?

My tweets

• Fri, 21:39: @vintagelifemag did you see Sophie Ellis Vector on the Rob Brydon show tonight? Lovely 50s styling, she looked great.

My tweets

• Sun, 06:22: Another boring sodding driving lesson this morning. I can’t tell you how sick of it I am.

My tweets

• Sat, 18:27: Please please please let Katy Love win tonight